Epic saga, episode 2: attack by purpleeternaldoom, literature
Literature
Epic saga, episode 2: attack
You have gone, my friend, but I have not. (Okay, maybe I went on a little lunch break.) As of yet, I have had another vision of you, stronger than the last. I shall now proceed to relate it to you.
You shall find your world pure and satisfying. The Purtanians will establish several colonies in regions of Purtania Doomitus to cater to your mutual needs. You will name them Bombania, Bloodinkalus, Randomniessus, Deathiceron, and the last will be called Grape.
The Happy Bunny People will attack when you least suspect it: upon the day of the Grape Festival. There will be a floating grape float representing the awesomeness of grapes. There will
Epic saga, episode 1: creation by purpleeternaldoom, literature
Literature
Epic saga, episode 1: creation
I feel the power rising from the earth, swirling in my mind, but it is somewhat weak. My psychic ability is beckoning, waiting for something. The visions come... visions of blood, of war, and of death. Visions of you, dude, you.
You will be deposited upon an eerie planet orbiting the triplet stars Apothecon, Limontalus, and Circumedes, where days are brief and nights are long and dark. Only once will all three suns appear at once in the same sky, and it is on this day you will come into existence.
Upon the formation of the violet-tinted planet Purtania Doomitus, there will be a ripple in space and time, and you will materialize as the sole
Epic saga, episode 2: attack by purpleeternaldoom, literature
Literature
Epic saga, episode 2: attack
You have gone, my friend, but I have not. (Okay, maybe I went on a little lunch break.) As of yet, I have had another vision of you, stronger than the last. I shall now proceed to relate it to you.
You shall find your world pure and satisfying. The Purtanians will establish several colonies in regions of Purtania Doomitus to cater to your mutual needs. You will name them Bombania, Bloodinkalus, Randomniessus, Deathiceron, and the last will be called Grape.
The Happy Bunny People will attack when you least suspect it: upon the day of the Grape Festival. There will be a floating grape float representing the awesomeness of grapes. There will
Epic saga, episode 1: creation by purpleeternaldoom, literature
Literature
Epic saga, episode 1: creation
I feel the power rising from the earth, swirling in my mind, but it is somewhat weak. My psychic ability is beckoning, waiting for something. The visions come... visions of blood, of war, and of death. Visions of you, dude, you.
You will be deposited upon an eerie planet orbiting the triplet stars Apothecon, Limontalus, and Circumedes, where days are brief and nights are long and dark. Only once will all three suns appear at once in the same sky, and it is on this day you will come into existence.
Upon the formation of the violet-tinted planet Purtania Doomitus, there will be a ripple in space and time, and you will materialize as the sole
Well I haven't been on very much lately. Plus I haven't really done any art either. That's for two reasons:
1. I'm too depressed right now to do much.
2. I'm an epic failure.
3. Too busy
So yeah.
So today I had this stupid piano recital thingy. I was in the little kid group apparently. I stayed to listen to the high schoolers (OK, just Wayne). IN the middle my teacher said "Michelle? Time for round 2" and i was thinking "WTF nobody told me about this!" Apparently she was kidding but i was freaking out like crazy because I was playing the same song as Wayne except ten times worse. He hates it when little girls beat/copy him. so yeah...
SCROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was having such a great morning this morning but then Bao had to jump in and ruin it
he wasted 72% of my day so I'm really mmmmmmmmaaaaaaaadddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so yeah
ugh i want to kill something right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
btw got grapes?
so i'm doing stupid math hw that's so retarded
normally math makes me happy
on the bright side I did get slapped in the face with a glove by me coach about 17 times